Reasons Fangirls Can Die

**Note, some of these are serious and should ty to be avoided if possible, actually knowing me, probably not.
Based on kuroshitsuji, code geass and vocaloid

1. Excessive Nosebleeding

2. Choking on a mini bana you thought was edible from your new Len Kagamine action fig--serves you right for eating Len's banana!

3. Too-tight cosplay

4. Trying to be Ciel Phantomhive by painting your eye purple, getting an infectious disease and die. Ouch.

5. Trying to be Sebastian Michalies by drawing a symbol of a contract on your hand and getting led/ink poisoning.

6. Screaming at people "OBEY ME" like Lelouch, get arrested, sent to an aslum, go nuts from lak of anime and paralize.

7. Join a circus thinking its going to be like the Dark Woods Circus, then finding out its a bunch of drug dealers, and you know what happens from there.